A MySpace Survey filled out by AIDS-3D (2009)
A
ANY particulor reason your taking this survey?
Artie Vierkant told me to
ARE you at school, work, or home?
home
AGE at which you 1st drank alcohol?
At my bris
B
BOUGHT anything from Spencer’s?
nope
BRAVEST person you know?
Helga Wretman
BLONDES or Brunettes?
Brunettes for me Blondes for Nik
C
CRAPPIEST band?
The Smiths
CAN your dad beat you in a race?
mmmmm probably not
COULD you bungee jump?
no
D
DRAWING or painting?
I can only trace
DOES your bedroom need cleaning?
A little bit
DO the drapes match the curtains?
Is this innuendo?
E
EVER swear at your parents?
Yes.
EARN enough to pay the bills?
Only very recently
EXORCIST or SAW movies?
Exorcist
F
FLOWERS or chocolate?
chocolate
FUNNEL cake or Elephant Ears?
Elephant Ears
FIRED from a job?
Yes, I’m very bad at food preperation.
G
GIVING or receiving gifts?
receiving!
GOING to the movies or a play?
MOVIES
GONE to the bathroom this hour?
yes
H
HAVING or adopting a baby?
having
HORSES or cows?
To eat, cows.
HEAVY or light-weight drinker?
Light weight
I
IS Michael Jackson in heaven?
Michael Jackson is the Virgin Prince of Sirius, and thats where he is.
INSIDE or outside?
Outside with an iphone
INSTANT or regular coffee?
regular
J
JORDAN or Tiger Woods?
MJ!
JETTA or Saab?
Saab
JULY 4th or St. Patrick’s Day?
July 4
K
KOOL-AID or Crystal Lite?
Kool-aids
KANGAROO or Camel?
Camel
KETCHUP or mustard?
Dijon
L
LIGHTS on or off during sex?
Mood-lights
LOTTERY scratch offs or Power Ball?
Scratch offs
LIQUOR or beer?
Liquor
M
MONTH of choice?
June
MEAL you cook best?
Risotto
MISS the most:
dead pets
N
NEVER would I:
do heroin
NIGHT owl or early bird?
Night Owl, but trying to change this.
NOTE to self:
GET A GERMAN VISA!!!!
O
OPEN your own jars?
yes
OFFER to help old people?
when its not too inconvenient
ONLY in America:
FREE REFILLS, SLAM DUNK, TALK TO THE HAND, DON’T GO THERE!
P
PERSCRIPTIONS you have now or in the past?
Asthma medicine
PAPER or plastic?
Paper
PRETTY Woman or Sixteen Candles?
Pretty Woman
Q
QDOBA or Chipotle?
Fired from QDOBA when i was 16, but really the ingredients are super fresh there.
QUIT my job for:
Did not want to move to Omaha Nebraska for corporate training
QUANTITY or quality?
lots of quality
R
ROADTRIP or flying?
business class
RESPONSE to a sneeze?
Gesundheit!
RIGHT or left handed?
Right
S
SIT or stand all day?
SIT
SMELL you hate?
rotting flesh
SUSHI of choice?
Unagi/shitake/asparagus
T
THANK goodness it’s:
not the winter yet
TELL me your middle name?
ADEN
TODAY is:
Tuesday
U
UNDER my bed is:
dust
UNDERWARE brand?
American Apparel
USUALLY I sing:
Michael Jackson
V
VITAMINS you take?
Omega 3
VERY much like?
Teen Porn
VACCINES I’ve had:
all the best ones
W
WITHDRAWS from:
Berliner Sparkasse
WEAPONS I own?
BRAIN
WAFFLES or pancakes?
Waffles
X
X-RAY you’ve had?
Chest/Teeth
X-LOVER’s Name?
Siri
X-TRA toppings of:
Spinach
Y
YEAR you were born?
1986
YARD sale or goodwill?
Value Village in Detroit
YELLOW or green?
Hunter Green
Z
ZOO you’ve been to?
Bronx/San Diego= best
ZACK Morris or Slater?
dont know them
ZITS are:
Still happening
